Walking
Backwards.
steve coel
Our hero figures that if he hangs
around by the tube station long
enough then it stands to rights that some pretty lady will
eventually notice him, like what they see, stop and start
chatting
to him.
That's what our hero figures
anyway.
For, [ if the truth be known ],
our hero is genuinely trying to
stop the rot of a miserable existence.
Misinformed and simple is the unfortunate
combination our hero
inherits from a bully, he will never meet, who dated his
unwilling, frightened and lonely mother briefly at an evening class.
However; after several saturdays
standing around outside the tube
station, mainly spent chewing his favourite
gum and trying to read
the free newspaper, our hero is now beginning to think
that this
particular idea might lack merit.
Yes, he has been spoken to.
Not by pretty ladies.
No.
The PCSO's simply wondered if he
was, well, simply lost.
The hostile newspaper vendor, on
the other side of the entrance to
the tube station, who keeps telling him to 'fuck off', doesn't
really count in his overall estimation of things.
Now,our hero decides, [ even
though the initial fire has most
definitely not been his fault, he'll blame the vendors cigarette
and not his ], it best if he goes
the long way home. That way he
can avoid all the fuss and give himself some
time to come up with a
new and even better way of meeting some pretty ladies.
Tin Collector [ 2015 ]
Arfordir Byw
steve coel
