Eight Rooms
[ the confession trade]
'...get good at anything and you will create
your own enemies.'
[ bukowski ]
thing you learns, my uncle told me, is that most folk will
tell you the things you needs to know.
trick is to know how to get the right information quick.
uncle who taught us said that it's just a simple matter
of gentle persuasion.rely on your rooms to get the right
results, he said.
...this morning. only needed a plank of wood with a couple
of nails and a clasp knife, and it's funny how fishing line, carefully knotted, works too. eight rooms minimum is
the best number of rooms to have in this business.
we knows that. used to be a trade secret.
trusted we are.so we gets plenty of work.
want to find out whose been busy lately?
bottle of whisky, a betting shop pen and padlock usually
does the trick.
first time round.
where's the money gone?
cosy sofa, glass coffee table, bit of fake blood on the
carpet, garden fork leaning on a chair...trust me.
see reputation is everything in this game.
if you hears someone gone missing or someone gone back
home just spread the word. hint at reasons.
make it a bad one. job done. easy.
things can get difficult. a lie if you hears different
because some people do try it on. thats how you learns
to select right room.
all you needs to succeed in this game is a fucking good
sense of fen shui and an ability to disguise yourself like.
stands to reason pays good. hours can be shit. but, if you
continues to get result they say you can retire young.
move on. go live in ibiza or the canaries or some place.
it's my family business at the moment.
just a job really.
Eight Rooms from Tin Collector [ 2015 ]
by steve coel. An 11.59 Publication
UnEven Street
steve coel
De / City Tour - Eight Rooms.
steve coel
An 11.59 Publication
Ingot Studios
Birmingham
